Top Ten Reasons Not to Smoke

So you might be thinking, “Gosh, I could really use a cigarette right now.” Well, even long time non-smokers like me have moments when we are tempted. To supply some motivation to help you stay on track, here are the “Top Ten Reasons Not to Smoke.”

Number 10: You washed your hair and it smells like a flower garden and you’d rather it not smell like a bingo hall.

Number 9: Not smoking is so “Green.”

Number 8: You’d rather not trudge out to the designated smoker’s station in a hail storm.

Number 7: You just had your nails done and the smell of fresh nail polish mixed with smoke makes you a bit dizzy.

Number 6: Oddly enough, every time you light up you are reminded of your Uncle’s funeral.

Number 5: Having just had your Mustang detailed, you’d like to keep that “new car” air freshener smelling like its name.

Number 4: With the money you’ll save you can finally by that vacation home in the Caribbean, the one with the indoor pool and tennis courts.

Number 3: When you visit grandma at the nursing home you note that all the emphysema patients loose the wheelchair races.

Number 2: It’s not as cool as it used to be because none of the movie stars smoke anymore.

And the number one reason not to smoke is…
Your family and friends kinda like having you around, or at least have gotten used to your cooking.